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Missus Tank
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SS2
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Good point well made! Although horse owners'll probably say that they were using the roads long afore us young upstarts with our infernal combustion engines started tearing around the place.
I feel the same about cats, every time I hit a horse shat whilst out riding me cat I slip all ower the place, it's just plain wrong.
Did you notice the slayers write up on't main page Missus Tank? no photos yet though.
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Lord Stumble Bum
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Probably cause most horse riders are either magistrates or are related to them. or married to them or in some sort of bizzare tryst.
Giddeyup Dobin haw haw snort snort.
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slightlymuddy
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| I have yet to find a way of training a horse to shit where you want it to. they even shit in front of the queen
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Umpteen Breedbuns
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| Ah would shit 'ON' the queen me. ah may be a subject of ridicule trundling down the road with me cg125 sticking oot me arse like a butt plug but ahm ot a subject of hor majesty.
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Umpteen Breedbuns
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| Ah would shit 'ON' the queen me. ah may be a subject of ridicule trundling down the road with me cg125 sticking oot me arse like a butt plug but ahm not a subject of hor majesty.
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Lord Stumble Bum
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Dear UB,
Please enlighten me as to wich schoolyou didnt went at.
Given the standard of your last post I would imagine it was a speshal needs. Also is that a stammer you have or some form of nervous twitch that makes you lose control of your fingers as well as your marbles.
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Little sis
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Little sis
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| I dont drink its all in your head.
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Uncle Andy
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splodge
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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| uncel andy could always lend his colostomy bag out that would solve the problem
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Little sis
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| but tanks right he too has seen the 'accidents' that andy makes, especially after drinking!
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